1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,386 Jim, could you Come in here, please? 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,305 [typing on keyboard] 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,227 [robotic voice] Hello, Jim. 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,270 Hello. 5 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,148 [typing] I'm Harvey, a computer. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,441 Jim sucks. 7 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:25,817 [laughs] 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,694 I'm sorry. Taste. 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,237 Oh wow. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,655 That's very rude. 11 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,240 I'm sorry, I can't control it. 12 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,324 Yes you can. 13 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,243 Did you know? Bring Pam. For this? 14 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,911 Pam! 15 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,459 (Harvey) Pam, you look very sexy today. 16 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,837 Pam, meet Harvey. 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,130 This is Miguel's new friend Excellent. 18 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,508 I'm so horny. I love you so much, Tim. 19 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,718 (Jim) Wow. 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,511 (Miguel) Oh, that's disgusting! 21 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,679 Who is "Long Tim"? 22 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,348 Damn. 23 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,099 [typing] 24 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,642 (Harvey) A long time. 25 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,227 I love you a long time. 26 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,438 Oh well you should bring Long Tim in one day. 27 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,814 (Pam) I would love to meet Long Tim. 28 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,441 Yes, right? Yes. 29 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,942 You were ruined a funny joke you 30 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,737 exit of my five. 31 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,405 Good. Well. 32 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,406 Goodbye, Harvey. 33 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,785 [typing] 34 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,371 Tits. 35 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,790 [laughs] 36 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,501 {\an8}[upbeat music] 37 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:32,467 {\an8}♪ ♪ 38 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,275 {\an8}Angela. That? 39 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,070 {\an8}That was a voicemail That company left last night. 40 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,572 {\an8}They did not get our tax forms. 41 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,616 {\an8}Did you send them? 42 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,201 {\an8}They arrived this morning. 43 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,577 {\an8}Are you sure? 44 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,371 {\an8}It's a big problem. 45 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,040 {\an8}Is it a big deal? Is it, Kevin? 46 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,627 {\an8}Do you really not know? 47 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,504 {\an8}Because it's a big problem. 48 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,011 {\an8}Hey. 49 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,556 {\an8}And then there were two. 50 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,349 {\an8}Two what? 51 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,310 {\an8}Stay with me. 52 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,110 {\an8}Tony. 53 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,323 {\an8}Martin. 54 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,957 {\an8}Hannah. 55 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,879 {\an8}You and me. 56 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:56,509 {\an8}I kinda like it here, so... 57 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,765 {\an8}Andy Bernard is not going to fall without fighting. 58 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,808 {\an8}(Andy) Five of us moved from Stamford. 59 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,352 {\an8}There are two of us left. 60 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,854 {\an8}Karen and me. 61 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,857 {\an8}It's like we're walking around Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory 62 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,943 {\an8}and leave them one by one. 63 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,862 {\an8}Well, guess what? 64 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,198 {\an8}I'm not falling in a river of chocolate. 65 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,992 Hey? 66 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,244 Is Dwight still not here? 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,081 Oh, you're going to miss it about all the fun. 68 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,333 Do you leave a message? Yes. 69 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,459 What did you say? 70 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,086 A version of what you He told me to say. 71 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,880 You told him his ass was grass. and that I am the lawnmower? 72 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,091 Yes. I just didn't use those words. 73 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,467 OK that's fine. [sighs] 74 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,010 (Miguel) Alright, just tell him to do it. 75 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,136 come in when he is here, Is it okay? 76 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,888 Hey, have you seen Dwight? 77 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,598 I really need it for something. 78 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,350 Dwight is late. 79 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,728 Wow, that's really frustrating. For everyone, not just me. 80 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,064 What do you need it for? 81 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:55,610 He has a bag of really important work-- 82 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,948 things I need for my work, to do my job. 83 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,826 So I think that It's already too late. 84 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,704 Well, yes. 85 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,997 (Miguel) It's okay. 86 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,209 I'm going to be honest with you. [laughs] 87 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,878 there is no bag of important things. 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,756 I made it up. 89 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:20,176 Punctuality is something I demand from my employees. 90 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,388 I need them to arrive on time 91 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:27,058 So when it finally appears, we can start right away. 92 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,601 [the door opens] 93 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,314 [sighs] 94 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,316 [silently] Everything okay? 95 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,068 Very good. 96 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,403 You are safe. 97 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,946 Thank you. 98 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,579 No-- I don't want those. 99 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,082 Dwight. 100 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,542 Do you want to join us, finally? 101 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,419 Thank you. 102 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,921 Hello, Dwight. pass the late sauce. 103 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,922 (Andy) Do you understand, Michael? 104 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,132 Yes. 105 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,260 Well, here it is the dream team. 106 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,304 My dream team in sales. 107 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,639 Today we are going to Build team for sales calls. 108 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,141 This was Andy's idea, 109 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,561 and you are literally We're going to double team them. 110 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,855 let's double team the shit of them. 111 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,440 Satisfaction guaranteed. 112 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:19,611 Saying we should double things is not a great idea. 113 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:24,532 Oh yeah, why don't we have? Two heads and four arms? 114 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:29,788 And do women have four breasts? Or eight tits? 115 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,040 16 tits? 116 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,625 (Miguel) Andy, since this was 117 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,377 your idea, you choose first. 118 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,587 Mmmm, well, 119 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,048 let me think about this for a minute. 120 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,468 Oh, I don't know... Michael Scott. 121 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,886 Oh. PhD. 122 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,805 Sales doctor. 123 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,181 (Miguel) Well, I appreciate it. 124 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,349 That's very kind of you. 125 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,393 Well, he's very kind. of you to accept. 126 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,520 Well, thank you, sir. 127 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,979 Okay. 128 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,690 (Dwight) Andy is trying to reinvent the wheel. 129 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,402 Why? The wheel works. 130 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,569 Idiot. 131 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,781 I'm trying to reinvent the roof. 132 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,869 Give me a couple of years. You'll see. 133 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,955 And now going through antiquity, 134 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,790 Phillies, our senior resident. 135 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,334 We are the same age. 136 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,461 And I will choose... Karen. 137 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,089 Oh, thank you. 138 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,549 (Miguel) Good. 139 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,926 Next, Super Fly himself, 140 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:25,927 Stanley. 141 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,178 Approve. 142 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,597 You can't pass. You have to choose someone. 143 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,478 I will take the child. 144 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,188 (Rian) I feel very flattered. 145 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,358 I was his second choice, after "pass." 146 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,069 So that just leaves Dwight and Jim. 147 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,113 Okay, wait, anyone Do you want to negotiate? 148 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,532 Yes, I will make a change. 149 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,534 Dwight and I used to Attend sales calls all the time. 150 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:53,329 In fact I have a photo to remember that moment. 151 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,123 Oh, young Jim. 152 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,210 There is so much I need to warn you about. 153 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:03,715 And yet, tragically, I can't. 154 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,217 What's Jim bringing? to a sales call? 155 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,179 Nothing. What do I bring? 156 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,431 A fierce competitive attitude. 157 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,558 Plus an extra jacket and roadside flares, 158 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,436 and business cards, and condensed milk. 159 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,733 It's like old times. 160 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:26,029 Yes, you take me there. I dominate, you make me retreat. 161 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,615 Yes. Like in the old days. 162 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,451 I already pushed him. 163 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,453 Yeah, well, I pushed it better. 164 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,790 Come on people. 165 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,126 Oh, no, no. I don't want to risk it. 166 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,261 Chrysler's Sebring. 167 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,722 A great carriage. 168 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,684 Dwight, here you go! 169 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,851 Yeah! 170 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,770 want shirts on hangers? Please. 171 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,563 Does he wash your clothes? 172 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,440 Long story. 173 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,651 Very good, everyone, circle up. 174 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,277 Here we go. 175 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,113 Do you know what this is? 176 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,531 This is the Amazing Race. 177 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,783 and you are retired marines. 178 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,743 And you are the mother/daughter. 179 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,454 and you are the homosexual couple. 180 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,373 and we are The firefighter heroes. 181 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,874 Are we ready to go? 182 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,294 Wait, Amazing race-- Does the biggest sale win? 183 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,130 No, we're just going to run away, 184 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,297 do the sales thing, and come back. 185 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,424 Is there a prize? 186 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,633 Just bragging rights. 187 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,093 So how is this? Incredible career? 188 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,178 It's just... brr. 189 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,514 It's an incredible career Phyllis, okay? 190 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,725 We are in teams of two, and we are on a mission. 191 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,310 Okay then, on your brand, 192 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,520 Get ready, go. 193 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,564 Let's do it. Come on! 194 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,611 Miguel-- Wow, wow. 195 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,572 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 196 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,158 Let's go. Good. 197 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,076 Do you have a pole? 198 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,245 [sighs] Let's go get a broom. 199 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,748 Seriously, are you going to sit down? in the back? 200 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:00,999 Uh, yeah. 201 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,417 It is the safest part of a car. 202 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,585 In case of accident, 203 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,755 the driver always Protect your side first. 204 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,214 [tire screech] 205 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,219 Here we go. Oh! 206 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,637 (Andy) To finish off Dwight, 207 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222 I have to undermine to his ally. 208 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,265 In this case Miguel. 209 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,351 And here's the good news. 210 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,269 every success I have ever had, 211 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,022 at my job, or with the folk lady, 212 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,648 It has come from my ability 213 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,276 slowly and painfully 214 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,945 wear someone down 215 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,073 What's the deal with Dwight? Wash clothes? 216 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,785 [mocks] That's a long story. 217 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,330 Um, a couple of months ago, 218 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:43,166 Dwight tried go behind my back with jan 219 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,626 and get my job. 220 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:48,380 And now I'm having it wash my clothes as punishment. 221 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,965 Wow, that's it a long story, 222 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,677 But very well told, Michael. 223 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,095 I find it very interesting. 224 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,222 Especially the part about Dwight 225 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,723 going behind your back, 226 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,267 and basically be like a terrible person. 227 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,730 You know, if you want your clothes well made, 228 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,941 I used to work at Abercrombie. 229 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,568 Very good folder. 230 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,530 Do you think Andy wants to catch me? 231 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,824 I think that depends on what you mean "gets you" 232 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,867 and yes. 233 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,164 Why do we turn back? in here? 234 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,624 This is a beauty salon. 235 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,584 Mmmm. 236 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,712 Hey, do you mind? if I take the initiative 237 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:29,713 in this one? 238 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,339 And then, you can criticize me later. 239 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,966 Do you want the protagonist? 240 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,092 Yes, if you don't mind. 241 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,427 Mind? 242 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,053 Nothing would delight me more. 243 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,639 [laughs] 244 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,896 Hey Pam, would you like to go with me 245 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,648 to have a coffee? 246 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:49,941 Actually? 247 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,109 Yes. 248 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,402 I thought you could use some fresh air. 249 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,987 It might be fun. 250 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,864 Okay, sure. 251 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,323 Well. 252 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,124 Leave the keys. 253 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,292 Do you still do that? 254 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,336 Leave the keys. 255 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,465 [sighs] 256 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,384 [car radio blaring hard rock music] 257 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:24,559 ♪ ♪ 258 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,357 I think you have gathered 259 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,650 an incredible team in Scranton. 260 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,402 it's really a pleasure be part of it. 261 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,780 It's like everyone has his own special ability. 262 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,866 You know, just like the Super Friends. 263 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:40,867 Except Dwight, 264 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,536 Who is more a super failure. 265 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,413 I mean, he would be a super friend 266 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,916 if there was a super friend whose superpower 267 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,293 I was always late. 268 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,921 Know? 269 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,798 Hawkman. 270 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,718 My plan is taking longer than I thought. 271 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,513 But I don't give up easily. 272 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,224 I have walked two marathons, then... 273 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,351 [toilet flush] 274 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,144 Let's go. 275 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,608 The men's bathroom It was disgusting. 276 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,322 After you, sir. 277 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,407 No, thanks. 278 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,574 I never leave anyone walk behind me. 279 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,326 Seven out of ten attacks They are from behind. 280 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,661 Okay, well, that still leaves 281 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,705 30% chance of doing it attack you from the front. 282 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,581 Yes, but it will be easier to stop. 283 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,166 I can always block the blow 284 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,127 Or I can counter it... 285 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,594 Kevin, Angela and me They are going to have coffee. 286 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,430 Do you want something? 287 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,266 No, I have already had four cups today. 288 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,270 I'm bouncing off the walls. 289 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,897 Well. 290 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,524 Hello guys, go have a coffee with milk. 291 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,942 Do you want something? 292 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,695 Please I wouldn't spend $4 with milk for my son. 293 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,447 And I am a mother. 294 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,532 That's unfortunate. 295 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,783 nothing for me, Mrs. Paris Hilton. 296 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,910 I have a mortgage to pay. 297 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,456 Well. I earn less than you two. 298 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,167 They're just beans, you know? 299 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,710 Yuppies. 300 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,879 Hello, Toby. 301 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,005 Hey. 302 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,798 I'm drinking coffee. Do you want something? 303 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,135 Oh, thank you. Well, chai latte. 304 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,054 That's what I'm going to get. 305 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,431 Oh oh, I'm going to start harassing you. 306 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,933 [laughs] 307 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,561 Better not. 308 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,360 Hey, did you catch that? 309 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,861 on Lake Wallenpaupack? 310 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,071 Yes. 311 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,697 You know, I used to go up there all the time 312 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,948 with my stepfather, 313 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,576 and I never caught it something so big. 314 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,788 I caught an 80 pound shark in front of Montauk. 315 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,664 It's in the Hamptons. Uh-huh. 316 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,833 my dad has a 42-foot Bayliner. 317 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,295 I shot it with a rifle from the crow's nest. 318 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,090 He also shot a deer once. 319 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,050 Did you know? Let's get to the point. 320 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:05,845 Dunder-Mifflin can be only two rooms and a warehouse, 321 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,180 but what we lack in an instant, 322 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,809 we will compensate with hard work and decency-- 323 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,187 Well, this is the classic subsale. 324 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,690 because you should know 325 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,316 we don't work outside a wooden cabin. 326 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,235 (Andy) We operate on the New York Stock Exchange. 327 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,696 Have you ever heard of him? He's in New York. 328 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,490 Mmm, I have to say I'm a little cautious 329 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,033 to get involved with a big company. 330 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,119 we have had some problems in the past. 331 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,914 And I think what Andy is trying to express is that 332 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,166 as long as we have the resources of a large company, 333 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,502 we will give you the care and attention 334 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,920 of a small business. 335 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,589 Man, that's it like poetry. 336 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,049 No. 337 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,592 I swear, this guy I could sell paper to a tree. 338 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,178 No, stop it. Arrest. Oh. 339 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:53,977 Oh man, talk about your classic fool-dash-o. 340 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,980 Do we even want that guy? buying our paper? 341 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,648 Yes. 342 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,984 Angela, you seem so happy 343 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,613 I bet you wish you were like this all the time. 344 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:10,285 This friend of mine... Let's call her Noelle. 345 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,163 She missed this deadline. 346 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,999 turning something into to corporate in New York. 347 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,835 But then this gallant hidalgo-- 348 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,545 we'll call him Kurt-- 349 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,588 he drove all the way to New York 350 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,590 and handed it to him. 351 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,967 Because... I don't know. 352 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,845 I guess he alone He really likes it a lot. 353 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,555 Well, that's great. 354 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,349 Yes it is. 355 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,271 Hello? 356 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,691 I am-- I'm so sorry, man. 357 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,403 I really He ruined it. 358 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,654 Oh-- Really... no. 359 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,822 Don't worry about that. 360 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,074 I actually wrote it. 361 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,408 That? 362 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,910 I heard it. 363 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,036 It's just what people say 364 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,746 around your office all the time. 365 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,955 Like when you ruin something 366 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,583 in a really irreversible way, 367 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,919 you wrote it 368 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,213 I don't know where comes, however. 369 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,173 do you think it's coming From Dwight Schrute? 370 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,174 I don't know. 371 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,094 Who knows how the words are they formed? 372 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,804 The coffee is here. Thanks love. 373 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,098 That's Toby. Well. 374 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,726 Chai latte? 375 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,145 Thank you. 376 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,200 [phone rings] 377 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,453 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 378 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,709 This is Pame. 379 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,293 I did? 380 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,966 Brilliant. Thank you so much. 381 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,052 Well. Bye bye. 382 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,188 Yes, I made a watercolor of 383 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,732 Frances Willard Primary school 384 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,693 for a contest they were having. 385 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,362 they were calling with the results. 386 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,614 And I won. 387 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,450 I won! My painting won. 388 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,870 So I would like to thank my mom. for always encouraging me. 389 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,204 And I would like to thank my dad 390 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,749 for buying my first set of artistic pencils. 391 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,836 And I would like to thank the sixth. degree class that chose me. 392 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,381 That is a great order. Thanks, Ken. 393 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,382 Yes, thanks. 394 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,550 Hello, how is Annie? 395 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,260 Oh, she's great. 396 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,764 This is us last year. in Bermuda. 397 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,059 (Known) Beautiful place. 398 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,560 Have you ever been to Bermuda? 399 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,062 Stanley Hudson. 400 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,897 Ah, Julio. How are you doing? 401 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,899 Great, great, great, great, great. 402 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,233 Stanley, very good. to see you 403 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,735 You too. 404 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,695 I would like you to meet Ryan Howard. 405 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,072 Hello. 406 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,907 I'll let Ryan make a little pitch for you 407 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,408 while I do it my crossword 408 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,534 Ryan? 409 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,166 Hey... 410 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,086 Hello. 411 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,420 Hello. 412 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,963 Hello. 413 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,173 Hi Ryan. Hello. 414 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,176 What do you have? for us? 415 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,511 Oh... 416 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,888 [whistling sound] 417 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,772 That's disgusting. 418 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,108 Mistaken. It's smart. 419 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,276 Wash the plate and debris from my teeth 420 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,697 and throws it to my little one intestine, which can handle it. 421 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,781 You guys from Dunder-Mifflin? 422 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,949 Mr. Kravis. 423 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,991 How are you? I'm Jim Halpert. 424 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,368 Nice to meet you. Dwight Schrute. 425 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,120 Let's do this in my office, huh? Sure. 426 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,580 Horse, fire, handkerchief? Handkerchief. 427 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,960 we can offer our biggest discounts 428 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,629 30% recycled, and ultra premium laser. 429 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,922 Well. Well. 430 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,716 Can I use your phone? 431 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,300 Yes, of course, go ahead. Thank you. 432 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,552 Let me tell you about some of the other things 433 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,803 we can offer. 434 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,471 That is, we know Tax season is approaching. 435 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,056 So before April 1st, We can keep it fully stocked. 436 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,641 (Dwight) One... 437 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,642 (Jim) Discount prices on ink cartridges. 438 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:03,935 Three... 439 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,270 And also any form. What are you going to need? 440 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,689 Seven. We can make them to measure. 441 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,525 [music playing through receiver] 442 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,194 Hey Kev, guess what? 443 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,030 Today I won an art contest. 444 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,573 How much did you win? 445 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,199 $100. 446 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:22,996 I won 400 dollars at the Celtics game last night. 447 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,666 Cool. Congratulations. 448 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,335 Thank you. 449 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,467 It was so sweet. 450 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,390 [laughing] 451 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,643 And you just said, "Hello, hello, hello." 452 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,562 [laughs] 453 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,773 You sounded like... 454 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,191 [laughs] 455 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:55,403 My niece. And he's six months old. 456 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,905 [music playing through receiver] 457 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,365 I appreciate what you are saying, 458 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,033 but does more fiscal sense 459 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,117 go with one of the greats. 460 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,410 Sure. That's true. 461 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,411 we can't compete with their prices. 462 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,496 but let me ask you something 463 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,456 how important for you Is it customer service? 464 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,749 Very. 465 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,125 [voice over phone] Please keep waiting. 466 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,752 Your call is very important for us. 467 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,046 that's one of the "big ones." 468 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,964 been on hold all this time. 469 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,133 and this is Dunder Mifflin. 470 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,802 [trill line] 471 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,220 [woman on phone] Dunder-Mifflin Customer Service. 472 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,846 This is Kelly. Hi Kelly, I'm Jim. 473 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,474 My God, Jim, how are you? I wanted to tell you-- 474 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,184 Here is my card. 475 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,560 You have my cell phone number, my pager number, 476 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,562 my house number, and my other pager number. 477 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,272 I never take vacations I never get sick 478 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,941 and I don't celebrate any major holiday. 479 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,110 It's okay, I understand it. 480 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,486 We reached a deal. 481 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,570 Alright. 482 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,282 Hello, Angela. 483 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,576 Today I also received good news. 484 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,453 I won an art contest. 485 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,165 That's great, Pam. 486 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,459 I like to have these little moments with you. 487 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,381 Did you know? Sprinkles recently had kittens. 488 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,632 Oh! 489 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,552 I would like to offer you the dominant male. 490 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,430 His name is Ash. 491 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,597 Oh. 492 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,849 Mm-hmm. 493 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,560 Mmm. 494 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,147 I don't think so. But thanks. 495 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:17,819 My building manager is... [laughs softly] 496 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,113 you understand. 497 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:23,033 [sighs] Well then. 498 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,493 Have a nice day. 499 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,622 I want to be friends with Angela. 500 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:32,334 But come on. 501 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,045 I'm single, I live alone. 502 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,756 If I start to fill my place with cats, 503 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,300 That's a long and lonely road. 504 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,178 Listen, about before, I just wanted to apologize. 505 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,013 Sometimes I get very emotional. 506 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,681 I just want to be so good in your eyes 507 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,016 I understand. 508 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,809 Everybody wants a pat on the big guy's back. 509 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,061 Yes. 510 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,312 And the things that I said about Dwight, 511 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,314 I mean, I get it, right? He is the best salesman, 512 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,983 he can enter whenever you want. 513 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,319 If you want to spread strange things energy around the office, 514 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,196 It is your prerogative. 515 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,114 Well, Dwight is a weirdo. 516 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,741 Right? 517 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,743 The boy has something serious problems. 518 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:09,329 You know who else sucks? Toby. 519 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:13,041 Yes the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. 520 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,169 Thanks, it was fun. 521 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,171 Yes, I really enjoy spend time with you. 522 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,673 you are very nice person 523 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,549 Thank you. 524 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,301 and I'm so happy You're with Jim. 525 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,513 He was hung up on Pam. for so long. 526 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,349 I didn't think he would ever get over her. 527 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,522 How nice. 528 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:39,526 You can pay me back later for the makeover. 529 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,529 [laughing] 530 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:45,740 Phew! 531 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,368 (Andy) Hey, boss. [knocks on the door] 532 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,994 Do you have a minute? (Michael) Yes, Andy. 533 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,288 (Andy) I forgot, why did Dwight say he was late this morning? 534 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,289 (Miguel) He didn't say it. 535 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,541 (Andy) That's weird. 536 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,376 because I was just walking passing your desk, 537 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,212 and I saw this, what is a toll receipt 538 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,089 from New York City, 539 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:05,093 very early stamping this morning. 540 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,970 Why would Dwight go? to New York 541 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,597 without saying someone? 542 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,725 Do you think it was? See Jan? 543 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,059 That's not like him. 544 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,770 It is? 545 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,439 Someone told me a story about this, 546 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,985 with, like, laundry and betrayal. 547 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,070 Did you betray Dwight? 548 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,031 and try to steal his job or something? 549 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:30,535 No, you are remember it wrong. 550 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,246 Dwight betrayed me once before. 551 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,999 So this is your strike two. 552 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,959 You know what they say. 553 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,754 fool me once hit one. 554 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:44,174 But fool me twice... 555 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,593 strike three. 556 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,891 I like karen. She is pretty. 557 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,518 He seems smart. 558 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,354 Well, I like pretty women. 559 00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:01,274 that have the appearance of intelligence. 560 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:04,194 my girlfriend is too beautiful and intelligent. 561 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,530 She could be a model, or a university professor 562 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:11,326 which is intimidating to many boys. 563 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:12,994 we should continue a double date. 564 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:15,914 [mocks] No, thanks. 565 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,500 (January) Dwight's name is on the security log sheet. 566 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,795 but I don't know Who did he meet? 567 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,672 And where he asks you to indicate your business, 568 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:26,257 he wrote "The beeswax is not yours, Incorporated." 569 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,759 I knew it. 570 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,302 [the door opens] 571 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,682 Oh, puppy. 572 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:38,353 No, I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. 573 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,689 I'm so fucking disappointed 574 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:45,652 I could hit him in the face with a brick. 575 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:46,986 Hey, 576 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,488 you want to grab a coffee? 577 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,323 Sure. 578 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,325 Look at you. 579 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,786 Yes. 580 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,538 Beely, coffee? 581 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,748 No thanks, I already had some. Alright. 582 00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,833 Oh, but hey, Jim. 583 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:00,917 Yeah? 584 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,794 Today I won an art contest. 585 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,546 By no means! 586 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,214 Very good, Pame! Congratulations! 587 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,632 Thank you. Which one was it? 588 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,426 I sent one of my watercolors. 589 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:10,969 Cool. It was a new one I made. 590 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,846 Oh, it's good. Are you ready, Jim? 591 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,681 Yes. Can I see when you come back? 592 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:15,640 Yes. 593 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,933 Congratulations. Thank you. 594 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,852 What a thing. 595 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,606 [the door closes] 596 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,403 Hey, we made the sale. 597 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,488 where were you this morning? 598 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,741 I fell asleep. Damn rooster didn't crow. 599 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,160 Why do you lie, liar? 600 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,202 I'm not a liar. 601 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,537 You're lying right now. 602 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,080 It sure seems he is lying. 603 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,957 Stay out of this, you. 604 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,542 (Miguel) I know you went to the company this morning. 605 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,004 and I know that you lied about it. 606 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,423 And given our history, 607 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,550 I need you to tell me right now 608 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,136 exactly what you were doing this morning. 609 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,431 Michael, I can't tell you what he was doing there. 610 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,724 But you have to trust me. 611 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,559 I would never do anything hurt you 612 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,977 or this company. 613 00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:02,187 Okay, you know what? 614 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,480 I want you to think about your future 615 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,773 in this company. 616 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,025 I want you to think about it long and hard. 617 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,234 That's what she said. 618 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,320 [gently] Don't...don't you dare. 619 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,949 I want to know what were you doing this morning 620 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,659 at the end of the day. 621 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,209 [whisper] Everything will be fine. 622 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,461 How is it going to be? Okay, Dwight? 623 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,380 everyone will know our business. 624 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,965 that's not the worst in the world. 625 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,176 I'll just stand up in front of the office, 626 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,179 and reveal our true love. 627 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,514 It won't be so bad. 628 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,432 Look at Kelly and Ryan. 629 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,809 I hate those two people 630 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,686 more than anything in the entire world. 631 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,354 [sighs] 632 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,899 Well, I don't have many options. 633 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,693 So let me ask you a question. 634 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:50,735 Well. 635 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,655 Did you ever have anything? For Pam? 636 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,906 Pam? 637 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,158 Have I ever had anything? for her? 638 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,202 No. 639 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:02,205 why she Say something? 640 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,416 I moved here of Connecticut. 641 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,626 Yes-- 642 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,547 Well, here's the... 643 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:14,300 I was in love with her 644 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,594 before I go. 645 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:17,804 And I told him, 646 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,223 and she didn't feel in the same way. 647 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,558 then it was not equivalent to anything, 648 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,643 and I left. 649 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:29,024 I am very happy you are here. 650 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,443 Well? 651 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,778 Well. 652 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,367 [clears throat] 653 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:42,746 can i have? Your attention please? 654 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:46,624 This will only take a moment of your time. 655 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,876 I love this company though. 656 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,420 more than almost anything in the world, 657 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,422 I have decided resign from my position 658 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,049 and spend more time with my family. 659 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,509 I'm not afraid the unknown. 660 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,345 I will face my new challenges front, 661 00:27:58,386 --> 00:27:59,971 and I will achieve it. 662 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,724 And I will laugh in your face of those who doubt me. 663 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:05,727 it has been a pleasure working with some of you, 664 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,854 and I won't forget it those of you soon. 665 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:13,234 But remember, while today I am, 666 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:14,778 we will all fall. 667 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,367 In other words, I'm resigning. 668 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,951 So... 669 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,204 ♪ Oompa loompa ♪ 670 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:26,414 ♪ Doompadee dossum ♪ 671 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:27,957 ♪ Dwight is gone ♪ 672 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,710 ♪ Which is totally amazing ♪ 673 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,337 ♪ Why did he leave? ♪ 674 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,422 ♪ He was a good guy ♪ 675 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:35,799 ♪ No, it wasn't ♪ 676 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,343 ♪ He was a complete idiot ♪ 677 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,304 ♪ Doompadee doom ♪ 678 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:46,101 Ryan, I want you to have my Farmers' Almanac. 679 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:53,608 Phyllis, I know you've had Your eye on that. 680 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,902 Stanley... 681 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,612 I want you to have my staple remover 682 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,781 I have a staple remover. 683 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,117 Mine is better. I modified it myself. 684 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,285 Thank you. 685 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:08,081 Pam, I want you to have my pencil sharpener 686 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:09,499 I replaced the motor. 687 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,001 Dwight, I don't know. what to say 688 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,085 Then be silent. 689 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:14,629 once I went to work one saturday, 690 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,256 and Dwight was here reorganizing 691 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,216 the kitchen shelves. 692 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,136 It was something sweet. 693 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:24,431 And then he lectured me in my weekend outfit. 694 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:29,352 Angela I love you have my chair 695 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,478 Great lumbar support. 696 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,857 [objects jingling] 697 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:38,194 I would like to give the rest of my belongings... 698 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:39,237 to Michael Scott. 699 00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:42,323 Just take it. 700 00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:43,616 Except this. 701 00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:45,326 [clears throat] Good luck. 702 00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,537 And this one. Oops. 703 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:52,375 We will miss Dwight. 704 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,253 Not so much for me. 705 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,839 But we will miss him. 706 00:29:57,881 --> 00:30:01,551 Dwight, sales, 707 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:04,262 He was one of the most honorable and efficient employees 708 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,431 this company has ever had. 709 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:09,184 (Dwight) One of the goals of my life was to die right here, 710 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:11,144 in my desk chair. 711 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:15,648 and today, That dream was shattered. 712 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,901 Some people sell cars. 713 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:22,739 Some people sell condos. I sell paper. 714 00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:25,033 That's what I do. 715 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:28,036 And when you sell someone a blank sheet of paper, 716 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,705 you are selling them the possibility. 717 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:32,916 And that's what Dwight has now. 718 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:37,504 It has 1,000 sheets. of possibility bright white color. 719 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:40,715 And I wish you luck. 720 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,050 (Harvey) Breasts. 721 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,593 Damn. 722 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,264 Hey, man. 723 00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:04,030 what happened on your sales call? 724 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:11,246 Um, am I happy about How did things turn out? 725 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:15,125 [moans] Happy is such an ugly word. 726 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:18,712 But I saw what I needed to do, 727 00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:21,381 and I did it, and now I'm excited. 728 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:24,175 [laughs] So it's nice-- 729 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:26,261 Hello? 730 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,013 Pretty good.